I am in a vortex of obligation.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Also, beer. Big fan.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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