At least make sure they are 18
Why
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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