Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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