i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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