seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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