"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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