Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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