They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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