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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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