Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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