why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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