My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
