belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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