I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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