covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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