He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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