so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
NoShamevember. You game?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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