I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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