I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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