Jerry, you need to find god
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Two words: blizzard sex
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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