You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
