i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
