i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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