im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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