: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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