Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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