margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
so much tequila, so little girl.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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