it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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