I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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