Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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