Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
