He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
