Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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