we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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