***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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