I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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