doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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