We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
it's like iHOP with fire
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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