Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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