Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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