Jerry, you need to find god
i barfeds in our rink
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize