You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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