D3 body, D1 cock
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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