AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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