Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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