I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Farmville is her only friend.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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