i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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