I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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