found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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