But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
pop tarts are not kleenex
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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