I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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