only if we run a train.
done.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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