I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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